January 2012
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She Loves Me, I Swear
me: my new year's resolution is to snuggle with my mom more
mom: good luck keeping that one...
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December 2011
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We pop champagne ‘cause we got that dough
In a world run by me there would be only two meals: brunch and happy hour
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I just need someone who will love me flamingo pants and all.